And now for some comedy:
Disclaimer: I am in no way homophobic. I am all about gay rights!!! I just thought these were clever/funny.
1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? ..
A licker cabinet.
2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? ....
3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? ..
4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.
5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? .
6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? ....
7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? .
8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
She was found face down in Ricki Lake.
9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? .....
Even the pool table doesn't have balls.
10. What do you call lesbian twins? ....
11. What's the definition of confusion? .
Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.
12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.